Who is Bump Diamond?
He's elusive, everyone knows that much. And we found one of his Vons lists recently. It had rice noodles, pad thai sauce, miso soup, bagged salad and Mammoth Brewing Co.'s Double Nut Brown.
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Ha Ha Ha Archive
Hey, Bump! Pass the chips, willyez?
November 15, 2005
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.You Know It's 2005 When ...
November 13, 2005
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You email the person who...The Darwin Awards Are Out
August 17, 2005
The Winner: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the...Monkeys and Brass Balls
May 1, 2005
In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon, but how to prevent them from rolling...Las Vegas-to-Mammoth Air Service
America West would be the carrier
April 30, 2005
By Lyin’ Judy BridgerPretty Funny … Lookin’ You can call me a liar all you want, and right you are, too. I’ve spun some honkers, but this is the straight-arrow truth: Mammoth will have commercial air...Aging Gracefully
April 25, 2005
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first. My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be....Head Up His Ass
April 24, 2005
Puns!
April 24, 2005
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding: A...
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