Vons Is Paved Over, Creating Agitation

June 22, 2005

By Lyin' Judy Bridger

    Now this is what we call a crisis day.
    Black Gold Asphalt showed up at Vons yesterday and bollixed up the whole neighborhood, and that ain’t no lie. It's likely to happen again today, so mind what's what.
    Course, it had to happen. Can’t have us doing bumper cars in the parking lot, but whoo-eee.
    There is but one food market in town, the Mammoth Motocross people are here, it feels more crowded than normal and WHAMMO! The lot’s closed, the theater parking lot was overrun and across the street at the mall, where tempers get hot over parking, that was packed too.
    Well, it made for a leetle frustration, and that’s news up here.