Sven And Ole

November 9, 2006

Sven and Ole walk into a pet shop near Mammoth. They head to the bird
section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help.

"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,"
says Sven.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.

Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, get into Sven's pick-up and
drive to the top of some big cliffs near Convict Lake.

At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1,000-foot drop and says, "Dis looks
like a grand place."

He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off
the cliff.

Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says:

"By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."

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