Yow! Mushers Get Mashed

October 2, 2005

By Nook Logan
Special to MammothBlog

    Oh wow that was an ugly one.
    The University of Mammoth Mushers got whupped, 62-0, by the Wizards of Cal St. Polytechnic, Waverly — a school so small and obscure that most people have never heard of it and which doesn't even appear in Internet search engines, such as Google.
    “Arrghhhh,” said Mushers coach Ronald “Bigs” LaBlash before, during and after the game. “And you can quote me on that!” he added.
    At least Cal St. Polytechnic, Waverly bothered to show up.  Word coming down the pike suggests that another string of forfeit victories for the dogsledders might be likely if Mammoth gets some really windy, cold or snowy weather.
    Yesterday was pretty windy, all right, and some of the Mushers players said they were distracted by the Cal Poly cheerleaders, whose signature yell drifted in and out on the gusts, interfering with MU signal callers.
    The yell is pretty simple:
    “Give me a ‘C'! Give me an ‘A'” and so on and so forth, except that the cheerleaders went through “California State Polytechnic Institute, Waverly.”
    That took about one full quarter, during which the Wizards took the Mushers out back and opened a big can of whoop-ass on them.
    Good old MU has never won a game that it actually had to play, but holds the all-time college record for forfeit victories.
    Yesterday, they actually played, and like I said, that was an ugly one.

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